Your last stand.
 

Who are you fighting, what are you using, where are you and what's your attitude?

First person to say zombie gets maimed by poodles.

Don't know ... can't say ... won't say ... singularly defensive.

Zombie Poodles?

http://www.geeky.nu/wp-content/uploa...zombie-dog.jpg

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

Swarm of poodles, 4oz ballpeen hammer, in a corner, "Why did I say zombies?"

Mutant poodles for you. Like zombie poodles but much more creative when it comes to ripping someone apart.

"There I was, shoulder to shoulder with Davy Crockett on the walls of the Alamo, swinging my tomahawk, when Jim Bowie said to take his knife....."

"There I was, just me and Al York, up to our knees in grenade pins, and running low on ammo. I said looky here, Al- try to hit the ones at the back first....."

"There I was, just me and John Wayne, up to our belly buttons in hot brass from the BARs. I said looky here, John- take this flag and get those guys to put the flagpole up...."

"There we were- Dillinger and I had our backs up against the door, but the casino security people were using crowbars to pry the hinges off. Cane was stuffing money in the bag, and Winds had been heaving beer mugs over the transom at them, but she was running low. Suddenly we heard the wildest yell coming from the other side of the door- How the hell did Shihan get in here?"

Oil flowing into the Gulf freely due to a failed blow out preventor, I plug the hole with Sarah Palin, 5000 feet under the Gulf, 50 miles South of Louisiana, Relieved.

You are plugging with Sarah Palin, or using her as the plug? I think the latter us the more viable option.

I'd plug Sara Palin...and I don't mean with a bullet!:)

I'd rather plug a garbage disposal.