I shall bring the following changes into place:
Gun laws will be changed nation-wide to reciprocate Texas' (from what I gather this US state has the best gun laws, but if I am wrong insert appropriate state here
Daylight saving will be introduced in Queensland so that everyone can enjoy our awesome weather.*
*I'm not sure if you guys have daylight saving in the US, but during the warmer months the state of New South Wales winds its clocks forward one hour to finish work early and encourage people to get outside and supposedly save on power bills (Great for an afternoon walk with a shotgun after work or school though!
I second JD's Sexy Panty Monday law, and will also bring into effect Half Day Friday, to give everyone a long weekend.
I will make it compulsory to give a courtesy wave/hello if someone lets you in in traffic, stops to let you cross the road, says hi in the street etc... I AM SO DAMN SICK OF THE CITY!
Failure to do so will be punishable by deportation to New Zealand.
Retail workers will no longer have to assume that the customer is always right (I work in a supermarket deli), and will now be able to point out said customer's stupidity; "DOES IT F@*%ING LOOK LIKE WE'VE GOT ANY MORE CHICKENS IN THE OVEN?!"
And probably my most important policy, Australia is the driest inhabited continent on the planet, and is currently in the grip of one of the worst droughts in history. There is a major shotage of water.....
So I will install more taps.
This campaign is bought to you by your future Prime Minister of Australia, AusLach.