Are you what you think you are?
An airline pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of over-priced coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. Noticing his uniform she turned to the pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying airplanes; Pipers, Cesnas, you name it. I've been a crop duster, a flight instructor, and a fighter pilot in Vietnam. And now I fly 747s to every continent on the planet. So, yes, I guess I am a real pilot."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"
He shook his head and said, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
"There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter." - Hemingway
“The greatest ignorance is to reject something you know nothing about.”