Originally Posted by orangello
Red Swingline 747 stapler, fully loaded and a plastic ruler and a printout of somebody's general ledger...not great. I suppose i could staple pages of the g/l to their faces to blind them and use the ruler like a long-distance tongue depressor for any biters?
I am wearing a Kershaw pocket knife, though.
Just tell 'em about life as a CPA, they will eat their own brains...
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