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AcidFlashGordon 09-10-2010 12:23 PM


Originally Posted by CGO (Post 348047)
A big candle in a glass container.

Light 'em up. Zombies are flammable, as shown in the game Left4Dead. :rolleyes:

cpttango30 09-10-2010 12:26 PM

To my left is
a stack of textbooks
a metal ruler
a computer tower
and a CRT monitor.
and the office mates stuffed animals.

I am so EFFED.

now if it was front I would have 100 MACBOOK computers 5 printers 2 knives 1 pair of scissors a laser pointer a stapler and a Micky D's sweet tea oh and a sun lamp.

CourtJester 09-10-2010 12:59 PM

Damn it... All I have to the left is Quick Tips book for Excel 2007

dog2000tj 09-10-2010 01:08 PM

Lets see ... a water bottle, a blackberry and a digital camera :confused:

Hmmmm, I can use the camera's flash to blind the zombies, then use the blackberry as a blunt instrument to bash the zombies heads and then finish them off with the water bottle ..... by harnessing the suns rays into a deathray ;)

After all that I'm getting me a Berkshire Brewing Company Pale Ale :D

CGO 09-10-2010 01:58 PM


Originally Posted by AcidFlashGordon (Post 348051)
Light 'em up. Zombies are flammable, as shown in the game Left4Dead. :rolleyes:

I also heard zombies hate to smell of a vanilla candle.That's the only reason I bought it. lol

dog2000tj 09-10-2010 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by CGO (Post 348087)

I was misinformed, please disregard :o

thanks Troy

Troy Michalik 09-10-2010 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by dog2000tj (Post 348104)
You were misinformed ... dispose of that piece of metro sexual crap or turn in your Mancard! :cool:

Psst dog, check her profile . . . . she's really a she.

Let's see, a hot cup of coffee, water bottle, a pair of Motorola Talkabout radios, and other non-lethal desk junk. My best bet is the corrosive gas cylinders in the next room.

notdku 09-10-2010 04:13 PM

Well, I'm going to need my coffee to fend of the horde, so, keys and sunglasses.

orangello 09-10-2010 04:37 PM

Red Swingline 747 stapler, fully loaded and a plastic ruler and a printout of somebody's general ledger...not great. I suppose i could staple pages of the g/l to their faces to blind them and use the ruler like a long-distance tongue depressor for any biters?

I am wearing a Kershaw pocket knife, though.

MGH 09-10-2010 05:29 PM


Originally Posted by ChuckD (Post 347897)
Hmm a telephone, pencil sharpener, and some CDs. The CDs could be useful like in the game Dead Rising.

Or Shaun of the Dead...

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