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Old 08-23-2012, 04:11 AM   #1
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Default You need a ride home from the Bar ????......

Tonight your at the bar and your to drunk to drive,and need a ride-home...Who do you ride with....Tony Stewart-and throw-up everywhere....Lindsay Lohan-and the cops are going to stop you and search the car...or...a Naked Randy Travis...and I don't know what happen's next ????.............

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Old 08-23-2012, 04:17 AM   #2
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If i were in that situation... I'd rather be with Lindsay for sure. Why? I'd rather be with a women than men when drunk. Lol. Also she's the one driving not me. Cops search me? Go ahead, nothing to hide anyway. .

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in his nascar????? hells yeah!!! just hang it out the safety net.....@ 150mph, it'll just burn up on re-entry. lmao

that's Tony Stewart, by-the-way.
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I dont go to bars and dont get drunk but i would ride with a naked randy travis. I just love to laugh at idiocy and that guy is definately stupid!!
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I don't drink, but if you put me in a car with Tony Stewart driving, you will make my year.
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I would just kill myself.
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gotta vote tony stewart.. i love going fast

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