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Old 07-16-2009, 01:31 AM   #1
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You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if:
You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend

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Old 07-16-2009, 01:36 AM   #2
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Best thread of the day and possibly the month right there, CA.

A nice twist on what usually is looked down upon by the uppity left...they won't like those either.

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CA, you just put up the finest post I have seen lately. Salute.

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Dont forget..
You might be a redneck if:
Your gun rack has a gun rack on it.

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Nice post!! I think the word "patriot" could be substituted for redneck and it'll work fine too ..............markerdown

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'zactly Markerdown.
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Wow! I'm a REDNECK!

That's a relief! I always thought I was just a gun-toting, Bible-thumping, extreme right-wing nut job with a patriotic bent and a deep seated hatred for Liberals, Socialists, and Hippies...

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Well, yeah that too.


You're in great company.

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Well, yeah that too.


You're in great company.
LOL Great minds think alike...
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I might be a redneck. And I didn't even have to climb the water tower with a can of paint to defend my sister's honor.

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