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Old 06-12-2008, 02:04 AM   #1
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Default You Might be Part of the Taliban if........

...You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

...You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

...You have more wives than teeth.

...You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

...You've ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round.

...You used a Stinger missile given to you by George Bush Sr. to shoot at a helicopter sent by George Bush Jr.

...You've ever had your camel repossessed.

...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.

...You've ever been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look fat?"

...You think "The Kite Runner" is the funniest book you ever read.

...You've felt the urge to rub one out after seeing a woman's exposed ankle.

...You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

...You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."

...You wipe your ass with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
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....You have ever seen your "friends" head ripped apart by a 750 gr. AMAX round, fired by a weapon you have never seen, by a round you never heard until it was too late, from someone you will never see, and spent the rest of the day sh1tting yourself over the shear accuracy of one well placed round, and if you could be next....

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That was good for a chuckle, thanks.

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Excellent post! I'd like to see that on the comedy central...

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Ain't gonna happen, they're on the other side....
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I think this was meant as an on-going thread. Add your own people...

You might be a part of the Taliban if...

You recently found out why they are called "Devil Dogs"....

Hoo-Rah!

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You might be part of the Taliban if

You can't wait for your 70 virgins in heaven but want to declare Jihad when you see Brittney's beaver.

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I think this was meant as an on-going thread. Add your own people...

You might be a part of the Taliban if...

You recently found out why they are called "Devil Dogs"....

Hoo-Rah!

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LOL JD...I must admit though, that the Canadian Sniper team is also holding their own!
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LOL JD...I must admit though, that the Canadian Sniper team is also holding their own!
There is no question those boys can shoot. They can provide over watch for my approach on target ANYTIME!

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