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Old 02-27-2009, 03:19 AM   #31
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You might have a gun problem if:
You have Brownell's on speed dial.
I've got Hornady and Rainer saved in my contact list...I don't know how to program my speed dial.
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You may have a gun problem if;
You're on a first name basis with the sales and tech folks at more than five gun and ammo suppliers.
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Old 02-27-2009, 04:03 AM   #33
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You learn Spanish solely to deal with Taurus customer service.
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Old 02-27-2009, 10:58 AM   #34
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You try to trade your wife and/or kids for guns and/or ammo. Stating that they cook and clean real good.
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If.....
1) you have a firearm in every room in the house, including the bathroom
2) your wife thinks your smell of Hoppes #9 is your preferred cologne
3) you clean your firearms while watching TV and never have to look at the firearm
4) You have ammo in your supplies that you do not own a firearm to shoot it...Yet!
5) You buy Hoppes #9 by the gallon instead of the 1oz bottle
6) you are on the mailing list of Hoppes and they always send you a greeting card because of your continued business.
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Old 02-27-2009, 03:36 PM   #36
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Since about half of the posts apply to me, I think I have a problem.

And for the record, your bathroom gun needs to be stainless, can't afford a jam when you drop a bad guy while you're dropping a deuce.
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Old 02-27-2009, 04:04 PM   #37
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You check ups.com 13 times a day to see if your AR parts shipped yet.
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If you equate everythings value into that of guns and money.

IE. My wife just bought a handbag that cost as much as 2000 rounds of 556 ammo.
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You might have a gun problem if you quit smoking to afford extra ammunition.
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You might have a gun problem if you quit smoking to afford extra ammunition.
That, my friend, is not a gun problem. That is a gubmint problem.
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