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Old 02-25-2009, 05:22 PM   #1
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You might have a gun problem if

Your "personal lubricant" of choice is Break Free.

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Old 02-25-2009, 05:24 PM   #2
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You might have a gun problem if...
To you a butt stroke is not a sexual position.

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I think we did this before, but that might have been in the Bunker....

You might have a gun problem IF:

When you go into a store, and there is a police officer in there with you, you position yourself where you can see what s/he is carrying....... And you are always disappointed.

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if instead of a middle name, your children have year of manufacture designators.

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if you live with 3 other college students and your combined GPA (gun to person average) is higher than your combined GPA (grade point average)

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you might have a gun problem if:
you live in a house with 100+ guns and a third of them are in your room

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You might have a gun problem if:
You have ever bought a gun only to realize later you already have the same model hidden in the back of the safe (or bathroom drawer).

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You might have a gun problem if...

you stop in the gun store and the first thing you can think of is which calibers you DO NOT have

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You might have a gun problem if:

Anytime there is a TV show or a Movie the people with you ask "What kind of weapon does he have there?"

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You might have a gun problem if:

Anytime there is a TV show or a Movie the people with you ask "What kind of weapon does he have there?"

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....and you answer with make, model, caliber, capacity, pluses and minuses on said firearm.
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