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02-25-2009, 05:22 PM
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You Might Have a Gun Problem If...
In the interest of lightheartedness, and inspired by a customization discussion with J.D., add away
You might have a gun problem if
Your "personal lubricant" of choice is Break Free.
Who's next?
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02-25-2009, 05:24 PM
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You might have a gun problem if...
To you a butt stroke is not a sexual position.
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"Dread Naught"
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." Sigmund Freud in "General Introduction to Psychoanalysis"
"My dear boy, I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me put up with them at all. Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven’t got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die."
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02-25-2009, 05:25 PM
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I think we did this before, but that might have been in the Bunker....
You might have a gun problem IF:
When you go into a store, and there is a police officer in there with you, you position yourself where you can see what s/he is carrying....... And you are always disappointed. 
JD
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02-25-2009, 06:00 PM
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if instead of a middle name, your children have year of manufacture designators.
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02-25-2009, 06:17 PM
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if you live with 3 other college students and your combined GPA (gun to person average) is higher than your combined GPA (grade point average)
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02-25-2009, 07:45 PM
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you might have a gun problem if:
you live in a house with 100+ guns and a third of them are in your room
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02-25-2009, 07:59 PM
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You might have a gun problem if:
You have ever bought a gun only to realize later you already have the same model hidden in the back of the safe (or bathroom drawer).
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02-25-2009, 08:10 PM
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You might have a gun problem if...
you stop in the gun store and the first thing you can think of is which calibers you DO NOT have
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02-25-2009, 08:13 PM
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You might have a gun problem if:
Anytime there is a TV show or a Movie the people with you ask "What kind of weapon does he have there?"
JD
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02-25-2009, 08:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
You might have a gun problem if:
Anytime there is a TV show or a Movie the people with you ask "What kind of weapon does he have there?"
JD
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....and you answer with make, model, caliber, capacity, pluses and minuses on said firearm.
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