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Benning Boy 02-25-2009 05:22 PM

You Might Have a Gun Problem If...
 
In the interest of lightheartedness, and inspired by a customization discussion with J.D., add away

You might have a gun problem if

Your "personal lubricant" of choice is Break Free.

Who's next?

McNabb11b 02-25-2009 05:24 PM

You might have a gun problem if...
To you a butt stroke is not a sexual position.

Dillinger 02-25-2009 05:25 PM

I think we did this before, but that might have been in the Bunker....

You might have a gun problem IF:

When you go into a store, and there is a police officer in there with you, you position yourself where you can see what s/he is carrying....... And you are always disappointed. :D

JD

Benning Boy 02-25-2009 06:00 PM

if instead of a middle name, your children have year of manufacture designators.

roosterjuicer 02-25-2009 06:17 PM

if you live with 3 other college students and your combined GPA (gun to person average) is higher than your combined GPA (grade point average)

jdnossaman 02-25-2009 07:45 PM

you might have a gun problem if:
you live in a house with 100+ guns and a third of them are in your room

robocop10mm 02-25-2009 07:59 PM

You might have a gun problem if:
You have ever bought a gun only to realize later you already have the same model hidden in the back of the safe (or bathroom drawer).

skullcrusher 02-25-2009 08:10 PM

You might have a gun problem if...

you stop in the gun store and the first thing you can think of is which calibers you DO NOT have

Dillinger 02-25-2009 08:13 PM

You might have a gun problem if:

Anytime there is a TV show or a Movie the people with you ask "What kind of weapon does he have there?"

JD

skullcrusher 02-25-2009 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dillinger (Post 75042)
You might have a gun problem if:

Anytime there is a TV show or a Movie the people with you ask "What kind of weapon does he have there?"

JD

....and you answer with make, model, caliber, capacity, pluses and minuses on said firearm.


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