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Old 11-30-2009, 05:21 PM   #1
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1. You have more holsters than pairs of shoes.

2. You put on your gun on in the morning before you put on your face.

3. You have more types of gun lubricants than personal lubricants.

4. Your garage permanently smells of Hoppes No 9.

5. You've ever turned down a date because the place the guy wanted to take you had a sign that said "no concealed carry" on the door.

6. It takes longer for you to figure out what gun you are going to carry than it does for you to pick out your outfit.

6A. You can't figure out what to wear because you don't have anything that matches the gun you decided to carry.

7. You have more AP brushes than hair brushes.

8. You have CLP and Hoppes in your medicine cabinet.

9. You realize that you have CLP, an AP brush, and a bore brush in your purse but forgot your lipstick at home.

10. You laughed at yourself reading most of the previous nine lines.

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Old 12-02-2009, 01:58 AM   #2
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Most excellent, shooter girl! You can add one more- my shooting partner- the youngest anarchist- age 13, had a T shirt that says "Shoot like a girl- If you CAN!"

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Great stuff,

if more women thought that way, fights wouldn't break out over which place to go eat, but rather who gets to carry which firearm!

What a wonderful world that would be.

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Great stuff,

if more women thought that way, fights wouldn't break out over which place to go eat, but rather who gets to carry which firearm!

What a wonderful world that would be.
Ummmmm,,, hack……hack…..cough……cough….. ahem… why no dear that dress doesn’t make you look fat… but you’re a__ does. OH SH-T !!!!!!!!!!

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You might be a gun nut if (woman's version)

11. If you decide to go bra less because it interferes with your Jackass rig.
12. If you elect to wear a dress because it gives you better access to your thigh holstered 1911 .45ACP.
13. If you exercise daily in order to be able to defend yourself in an attack, and to make your bust and arms look better.
14. If you elect to carry a larger purse so it will accommodate the .50 Desert Eagle.
15. If you forget your lipstick because you were more preoccupied with choosing the weapon you were going to carry.
16. You keep your husband waiting and additional 30 minutes because of #15 and make him go back to the house so you can get your lipstick.

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Most excellent, shooter girl! You can add one more- my shooting partner- the youngest anarchist- age 13, had a T shirt that says "Shoot like a girl- If you CAN!"
I wonder if they make that in my size?
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hahaha that is good stuff, my step mom laughed at most of them, (she was in the airforce and police department) she is a gun nut

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Ah, pretty, Texan, gun nut women....If I were a few years younger and unattached.
I hope you have a good man, young lady. It sounds like you deserve one.

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Ah, pretty, Texan, gun nut women....If I were a few years younger and unattached.
I hope you have a good man, young lady. It sounds like you deserve one.
I just started dating again. But this guy seems to be good. Though Im gonna move slow.
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Be careful with guys these days. They can be on their best behavior for a LONG time. Once they have you locked up, their real personality comes out. I guess you already know that. Hell, I guess many women are like that too.

Like I always say...All women are crazy. And all men are a$$holes.

Good luck and trust your instincts.

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