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Old 05-10-2011, 06:29 PM   #21
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I jsut want you to know, if you survive this, you will have access to a map that will show you that you've made every bad choice possible....

In fact, I'm doing some skipping at this point.....

Maverick accompanied the YOUNGER one to her hut, when he noticed the girl's prononced Adam's Apple. He freaked, and unslung his AK, the one with the HOLE in the gas tube, and fired it into the air, SHOCKED that only one round went off.

The chief was suitably impressed, and offered one of two knives in trade. Maverick had his pick between a Ka-Bar, or a Spyderco. He chooses.....
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K-bar...

please tell me I didnt sleep with the he/she before I fired. And am I trading the AK for the knife?
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No, you didn't sleep with the ladyboy, yes, you're trading the useless AK for, guess what, a dull Ka Bar.

The Chief feels badly about this, and offers you one of two meal choices to make it up to you.

One is a plate of large insect larvae, the other has a colorful frog on it.

You have three life or death choices left in your journey.....

Would you like to phone a friend, or chance choosing one of these two dishes...?
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Insect larve.........not the poison frog.
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Give that boy a seegarrr!!!!!

The chief sends you on your way, towards the Golden Supporting Membership! You toil through the jungle, and come to a fork. Left or Right?

Would you like to phone a friend?
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Is the river to my right or left?
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Is the river to my right or left?
I worry that you're overthinking this, and that's bad, because I sure didn't, and I'm writing the thing as we speak....

You are two correct choices away from a free Supporting Membership. And more importantly, the answer to what was in that bowl...

Left or Right, one path is a step closer to greatness, the other certain death.

I would phone a friend......
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Ok, I was haveing fun with it and yes probably overthinking it.

Calling Dillinger.............
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"You have reached Dillinger, I can't come to the phone right now, I'm busy being awesome and poking Cane with a stick.

"If you're Kylie Minogue, yes, you left them here last night, and my butler laundered them.

"If you're Maverick, go left."
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Left it is......


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the answer to what was in that bowl.....
Ummmm it was a thick white liquid........... do I really want to know?
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