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Old 05-07-2013, 03:22 PM   #941
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I fugured Magnum would get him taunted. Maybe if my family were bigger framed people, but no one related to me is over 5'11". My wife is tiny and so am I. Naming a kid Magnum whos hopes of reaching near 6' are shot would just be mean. Plus, Ruger Magnum Woody would beyond wrong
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I fugured Magnum would get him taunted. Maybe if my family were bigger framed people, but no one related to me is over 5'11". My wife is tiny and so am I. Naming a kid Magnum whos hopes of reaching near 6' are shot would just be mean. Plus, Ruger Magnum Woody would beyond wrong
Ruger Magnum Woody would be freaking awesome. And not nearly as bad as a buddy of mine who was named "Richard (Dick) Harry Balls". Or even another guy I knew named "Francisco Franky Francis".
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Better than my cousin whose name is Ben Dover and his wife's name is Eileen.

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Better than my cousin whose name is Ben Dover and his wife's name is Eileen.
..... Yep. I'd rather be known as Dick and Harry balls...
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you might be a gun nut if you have been following this crazy thread the whole time and hope it goes to 1000 posts.

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No idea if any of these are taken. I'm not sifting though 95 pages to find out. Here we go:

You might be a gun nut if:

You wear your new shoulder holster with a loaded firearm while doing household chores to determine whether it's livable or it goes on the pile with the rest.

Pets and family members disappear from sight the second they hear a bolt clack because they know they wont be getting any attention for at least an hour.

Every tool you own is thoroughly protected forever with an odd mixture of bluing, gun oil and bore butter. You are thinking of patenting it.

A new rifle or handgun will seem to always be within view, anywhere in the house, for a least 2 days after purchase.

At least one firearm in the collection can be field stripped and put back together blindfolded and/or one handed. There may be several videos.

You chuckle every time you see a product color described as “gun metal gray” because it looks so fake.

Every item of clothing goes well with camouflage.

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EVERYTHING goes good with camo. That's why it's camo....

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EVERYTHING goes good with camo. That's why it's camo....
That might be more redneck than gun nut.
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No idea if any of these are taken. I'm not sifting though 95 pages to find out. Here we go:

You might be a gun nut if:

You wear your new shoulder holster with a loaded firearm while doing household chores to determine whether it's livable or it goes on the pile with the rest.

Pets and family members disappear from sight the second they hear a bolt clack because they know they wont be getting any attention for at least an hour.

Every tool you own is thoroughly protected forever with an odd mixture of bluing, gun oil and bore butter. You are thinking of patenting it.

A new rifle or handgun will seem to always be within view, anywhere in the house, for a least 2 days after purchase.

At least one firearm in the collection can be field stripped and put back together blindfolded and/or one handed. There may be several videos.

You chuckle every time you see a product color described as “gun metal gray” because it looks so fake.

Every item of clothing goes well with camouflage.
I blued my scrollsaw's table. It's held up great since I did that a few years ago.
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You may be a gun nut if it takes more than an hour to clean one gun cause you keep wiping until the cloth comes off completely white.

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