You Know You're A Gun Nut If...
If you cannot recall how many firearms you own,
If you know the difference between a "clip" and a
Check and the miss use of the terms bothers you.
If you tape American Shooter so you can pause, reverse and
fast forward to do a complete analysis of the show,
Do not watch much TV
If you ever bought two brands of the same weight and type of
bullet, just to see if one "shot better,"
Hell yes, and there is often a difference.
If you read that "Brady II" would outlaw possession of more
than 1,000 rounds of ammunition and think, "I have more than
that rolling around loose in the trunk of my car!"
Check, but its the back seat of my truck...
If your guns are cleaner than your home,
If you identify the gun on the cover of Dillon's Blue Press
before you notice the girl,
NOT, but it is the second thing I look at...
If .22LR cartridges frequently find their way into your
wife's washing machine,
and other misc. brass...
If your gun safe cost more than your dining room set,
What dinning room set?
If you have Brownells on speed dial,
If you watch old WWII movies and can identify all the rifles
and handguns, but can't remember who starred in the movie or
what it was about,
Yup. and ships and planes. and get annoyed by mistakes
If you wonder what size rings you would need to mount the
Hubble Space Telescope on a varmint rifle,
If your gun collection is worth more than your automobile,
If your homeowners insurance company would cancel your policy
if they ever knew:
(1) the true value of your firearms
(2) how much ammunition you have stored at home
(3) how much gun powder you have stored
(4) how many primers you have.
Actually they do and I am covered at replacement cost...
Quoted by lilwolf on the internet