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Old 04-26-2013, 08:56 PM   #911
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You might be a wasted gun nut if...you get the latest copy of Dillons Blue Book and your first thought is...
1)The models deep cut neck line instantly reminds you of the hot brass down your baggy t-shirt last Saturday.
2)The sexy model is holding an engraved,ivory gripped custom 1911...you hastily turn to the right page for a description and better picture of the gun.
3) The busty model with deep cleavage...reminds you that you need a better bullet trap for 22's and pellet rifles before winter.
4) A long haired beauty with a tricked out AR-10...but can she really shoot in heels that high?
5) The pistol wielding fox in the electric blue dress...reminds you that your daughters birthday list includes a Pack lite barrel and flashy grips for her MKIII Ruger.
6) That skin tight dress and 3 inch heels are no excuse to ignore hearing and eye protection...JEEZ
this is worse than the Asian gun slinger in the KAHR ads.

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Old 04-27-2013, 12:15 AM   #912
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You Know You're A Gun Nut If...

If you cannot recall how many firearms you own,
Check

If you know the difference between a "clip" and a
"magazine,"
Check and the miss use of the terms bothers you.

If you tape American Shooter so you can pause, reverse and
fast forward to do a complete analysis of the show,
Do not watch much TV

If you ever bought two brands of the same weight and type of
bullet, just to see if one "shot better,"
Hell yes, and there is often a difference.

If you read that "Brady II" would outlaw possession of more
than 1,000 rounds of ammunition and think, "I have more than
that rolling around loose in the trunk of my car!"
Check, but its the back seat of my truck...

If your guns are cleaner than your home,
Yup...

If you identify the gun on the cover of Dillon's Blue Press
before you notice the girl,
NOT, but it is the second thing I look at...

If .22LR cartridges frequently find their way into your
wife's washing machine,
and other misc. brass...

If your gun safe cost more than your dining room set,
What dinning room set?

If you have Brownells on speed dial,
and midway

If you watch old WWII movies and can identify all the rifles
and handguns, but can't remember who starred in the movie or
what it was about,
Yup. and ships and planes. and get annoyed by mistakes

If you wonder what size rings you would need to mount the
Hubble Space Telescope on a varmint rifle,
Not really.

If your gun collection is worth more than your automobile,
Likely.

If your homeowners insurance company would cancel your policy
if they ever knew:

(1) the true value of your firearms
(2) how much ammunition you have stored at home
(3) how much gun powder you have stored
(4) how many primers you have.
Actually they do and I am covered at replacement cost...


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good answers Shade! very good answers.
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I guess it's real easy for me hah I'm 30... Good times!!

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I'm 58 going on 3... otherwise my ratio is fubar

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I honestly don't know exactly how many there are. Every time I try to count I have to learn more numbers.

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Your rifle is made my the same company as your truck.....

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Your rifle is made my the same company as your truck.....
Is that a gun nut or just a MASSIVE fan of all things International or both?
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