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Old 04-24-2013, 05:26 AM   #831
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You have more guns and ammo than offspring
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Old 04-24-2013, 05:44 AM   #832
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You have more guns and ammo than offspring
Not hard to do with only one kid...
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Old 04-24-2013, 06:16 AM   #833
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You Know You're A Gun Nut If...

If you wonder what size rings you would need to mount the
Hubble Space Telescope on a varmint rifle,

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3T, you walk that fine line between the ridiculous and the sublime!

Now I'm wondering what a squirrel would look like at 100 yards with Hubble! I'm thinking it would look like a hair follicle or an eyelash or maybe a small part of a pore...
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Old 04-24-2013, 06:41 AM   #834
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you might be a gun nut if..............

you seriously consider selling off vital organs to buy another gun!!!!

you wonder how many quarts of blood you need to sell to purchase another gun!!!

you participate in gun buy backs, selling off cheap junk to finance a much higher quality firearm!!!
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Old 04-24-2013, 06:47 AM   #835
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Love the last one Axxe!!! LMFAO!

You might be a gun nut if...Every single tax refund you get is spent on firearms!
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Love the last one Axxe!!! LMFAO!

You might be a gun nut if...Every single tax refund you get is spent on firearms!
BTDT...........a few times!
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LOL Axxe!

You know you're a gun nut if...you can't wait for the mailman to come everyday until the new issue of America's First Freedom is delivered!
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Your reloading calibers you don't have a gun for, just in case you find one on your next trip to the LGS.

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You share your reloading recipes with less people than a BBQ pits head cook would ever share his prize winning recipe with.

You know exactly how many rifle, shotguns, and handguns will fit behind the seat of you regular cab pick up.

You pat yourself down before you leave you vehicle in the parking lot of the local courthouse, just to make sure you didn't forget one. Better to find it before you go in.....

You buy a new gun, and the first thing you do upon getting home is snap several pictures to post on this site........

Just to make the rest of us jealous.

You buy your CLP by the gallon, and that gallon only lasts you 6 months to a year. (Guilty.)

To get around the no rifles allowed for big game hunting laws in your county, you go out and buy a rifle caliber pistol.

When you go to your doctor, you leave with 2 things. A bill for the co-pay, and an invite to join him at the range that weekend so you can try out said new pistol. ( My doc and I frequent the same LGS. )

You have figured out a way to keep those banned "high capacity magazines" for you AR, by ordering a .50 AE or Beowulf upper. ( A 10 rounder with 5.56 hods 4 .50 AE or Beowulf, a 30 rounder holds 7.)

You weigh yourself before and after removing your EDCs, and realize that you just dropped 10+ pounds.

You ave your spent brass even though you don't have reloading equipment...... yet.

And finally, you have spent more on upgrades and accessories for your gun that the gun's original price was.
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You have more guns and ammo than offspring
That was easy. I don't have any kids of my own, but I am raising my wife's daughter. Does that count as 1 or 0? Do I get bonus points for using my giving her one of my old guns as a reason for me to buy 2 new ones?
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