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Old 02-21-2013, 03:04 PM   #691
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Your wife wants to wear black leather so you buy her a carry holster.
That's a good one. I bought my wife a black leather paddle holster for her Glock 22 for Christmas.
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You might be a gun nut if...

Your Midway or Brownell's catalog is right next to your Bible.

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you might be a gun nut if........

your gun mags and catalogs are more dog eared and worn that any other reading material in your house!

if you think relaxing and reading a good book consists of reading your reloading manuals and thinking about new loads.

if your wife loses track of you in WalMart and knows she can find you either in sporting goods or the magazine rack looking at gun mags!

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you might be a gun nut if........

your gun mags and catalogs are more dog eared and worn that any other reading material in your house!

if you think relaxing and reading a good book consists of reading your reloading manuals and thinking about new loads.

if your wife loses track of you in WalMart and knows she can find you either in sporting goods or the magazine rack looking at gun mags
I must be a gun nut, wife just yelled at me for leaving a reloading manual in the bathroom.
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you might be a gun nut if........

your gun mags and catalogs are more dog eared and worn that any other reading material in your house!

if you think relaxing and reading a good book consists of reading your reloading manuals and thinking about new loads.

if your wife loses track of you in WalMart and knows she can find you either in sporting goods or the magazine rack looking at gun mags!
The last part. Yep.
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You might be a gun nut if...
You combat reload your toilet paper roll .
You think 50 yards is good pistol range .
You buy a kid a Cricket .22 rifle and it isn't even your kid .

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Old 02-22-2013, 01:42 PM   #697
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An interesting morning...

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo at a
pretty reasonable price. On the way home I stopped at the gas station and
this drop dead gorgeous brunette was filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced over and looked at the ammo in the back seat of my truck and
said in a very sexy, seductive voice...

"I'm a big believer in the barter system. Could I interest you in a trade? Hot
passionate sex for ammo?"

I thought it over for a few seconds and after pondering all the ramifications I
responded...

"What brand and caliber of ammo, and how much have you got?"
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...if you get this...
ROFLMFAO cannot be expressed more literally. Partly because I completely understand.
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Happened to me on Monday.. Though it was my wife, she met me at the gas station. I had picked up some ammo and had been driving my son's 69 bug. I took it to get a new set of tires on it for his birthday next week..

Also, my wife is a red head..
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Happened to me on Monday.. Though it was my wife, she met me at the gas station. I had picked up done ammo
Did she have ammo to trade?
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