You Know You're a Gun Nut If - Page 7
Firearm & Gun Forum - FireArmsTalk.com > General Discussion Forums > The Club House > You Know You're a Gun Nut If

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 12-02-2012, 08:17 AM   #61
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
lbwar15's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Posts: 2,016
Liked 293 Times on 221 Posts

Default

Your wife looks in the door compartment of her car to find the power bill, and instead finds a loaded AR mag.

Your wife's friend ask for a pice of gum. Your wife digs in her purse, and says hold this while pulling out a full AR mag.

Your friend calls you instead of the police when they are threatened.

You get in bed and find 12ga shells.

You are in academy and notice a guy looking at .45acp ammo for CC. You help him more than the employe did.

The biggest decision you make everyday is what gun to CC.

You tell your wife she can't buy a new pare of jeans until you git payed. Then you buy 500 rds of ammo.

You watch Obamas america 2016. You then rush to Walmart and buy ammo.

You refuse to go to a family dinner bc you can't find one of your XD mags.

You are in the waiting room at your wife's obgyn office waiting to have an ultrasound done. There is a table beside you with magazines on it. Your wife ask you to hand her a magazine while you are looking at stuff on line with your phone. You hand her a XD mag thanking that's what she was talking about. She looks at you and says "really".

__________________
lbwar15 is offline  
texaswoodworker Likes This 
Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2012, 11:17 PM   #62
The only democracy and friend in the region
FTF_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
KG7IL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Eatonville,Washington. My nearest neighbors are cows.
Posts: 2,457
Liked 1747 Times on 970 Posts
Likes Given: 5295

Default

You know you're a gun nut if

.. your retirement home had to include a gun range

.. visitors expect to spend some time on the firing line.

.. most conversations end up talking about gun rights.

KG7IL is offline  
texaswoodworker Likes This 
Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2012, 11:37 PM   #63
Moderator
FTF_MODERATOR.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
c3shooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Third bunker on the right,Central Virginia
Posts: 16,663
Liked 8825 Times on 3820 Posts
Likes Given: 1364

Default

If your grandkids think your cologne is called Hoppes #9....

__________________

What we have here is... failure- to communicate.

c3shooter is online now  
2
People Like This 
Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2012, 11:59 PM   #64
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
slim325's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 108
Liked 9 Times on 7 Posts

Default

I'm guilty of several and I just read all of them someone help me

__________________
slim325 is offline  
KG7IL Likes This 
Reply With Quote
Old 12-03-2012, 12:02 AM   #65
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: West, by God, Funroe,Louisiana
Posts: 18,707
Liked 9203 Times on 5058 Posts
Likes Given: 74

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by slim325 View Post
I'm guilty of several and I just read all of them someone help me
Only "several"?
Amateur
__________________
trip286 is offline  
2
People Like This 
Reply With Quote
Old 12-03-2012, 12:05 AM   #66
I'm a mechanic, I fix problems you didn't know you had, in ways you do not understand
FTF_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Cinderocka1989's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Laradise
Posts: 6,052
Liked 3245 Times on 1799 Posts
Likes Given: 139

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by trip286

Only "several"?
Amateur
I think he meant help me work on the rest.
__________________

3 gallons of crazy in a 2 gallon bucket

Know your limits; exceed them often

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but hollow points expand on impact.

Cinderocka1989 is online now  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 12-03-2012, 12:13 AM   #67
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
slim325's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 108
Liked 9 Times on 7 Posts

Default

I read some of these to my wife and daughters they laughed like crazy my daughter says she has to inspect vehicles before she goes to school for loose ammo so she don't get in trouble

__________________
slim325 is offline  
Vikingdad Likes This 
Reply With Quote
Old 12-03-2012, 12:49 AM   #68
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Mosin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 4,589
Liked 3858 Times on 1863 Posts
Likes Given: 701

Default

If you open your safe and swore you lost a gun. Lay them all out, count them, still swear you lost one. Then pull up the last picture of your collection and realize you are not missing one.

__________________

America has fought wars across the globe, because we kept our firearms while others let dictators take theirs...

Mosin is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 12-03-2012, 12:50 AM   #69
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Mosin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 4,589
Liked 3858 Times on 1863 Posts
Likes Given: 701

Default

Or how about this one? LMAO, happens weekly at my house.

Yell upstairs to your roommate, asking if he has a needed gun part that you can't wait to go to the store for. He comes down with multiples of what you're looking for. And vice a versa.

__________________

America has fought wars across the globe, because we kept our firearms while others let dictators take theirs...

Mosin is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 12-03-2012, 02:33 AM   #70
The only democracy and friend in the region
FTF_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
KG7IL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Eatonville,Washington. My nearest neighbors are cows.
Posts: 2,457
Liked 1747 Times on 970 Posts
Likes Given: 5295

Default

You know you're a gun nut if

. . you ask your friends for a good jeep forum, and they think you're joking.

. . people ask what kinda ammo they should get on the way to my house.

. . if your favorite software is a ballistics program

__________________
JOIN THE NRA

Email your representatives USE THIS LINK

KG7IL
KG7IL is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes




Newest Threads