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12-02-2012, 08:17 AM
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Your wife looks in the door compartment of her car to find the power bill, and instead finds a loaded AR mag.
Your wife's friend ask for a pice of gum. Your wife digs in her purse, and says hold this while pulling out a full AR mag.
Your friend calls you instead of the police when they are threatened.
You get in bed and find 12ga shells.
You are in academy and notice a guy looking at .45acp ammo for CC. You help him more than the employe did.
The biggest decision you make everyday is what gun to CC.
You tell your wife she can't buy a new pare of jeans until you git payed. Then you buy 500 rds of ammo.
You watch Obamas america 2016. You then rush to Walmart and buy ammo.
You refuse to go to a family dinner bc you can't find one of your XD mags.
You are in the waiting room at your wife's obgyn office waiting to have an ultrasound done. There is a table beside you with magazines on it. Your wife ask you to hand her a magazine while you are looking at stuff on line with your phone. You hand her a XD mag thanking that's what she was talking about. She looks at you and says "really".
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12-02-2012, 11:17 PM
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Camo, you are lucky to see it.
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You know you're a gun nut if
.. your retirement home had to include a gun range 
.. visitors expect to spend some time on the firing line.
.. most conversations end up talking about gun rights.
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12-02-2012, 11:37 PM
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If your grandkids think your cologne is called Hoppes #9....
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What we have heah is.... failure to communicate.
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12-02-2012, 11:59 PM
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I'm guilty of several and I just read all of them someone help me
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12-03-2012, 12:02 AM
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I'd rather my own son see me die on my feet as a free man, than watch him go, broken, into slavery.
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Originally Posted by slim325
I'm guilty of several and I just read all of them someone help me
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Only "several"?
Amateur 
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Come if you must, but only if you must. For the day you find yourself upon my step, will surely be the night you find peace along Jordan's edge.
I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillement of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause, and lies exhausted on the field of battle... Victorious.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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12-03-2012, 12:05 AM
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I will not comply. I will not lie down. I will not go quietly. I will not submit. I will not roll over. I will not shut up.
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Only "several"?
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I think he meant help me work on the rest. 
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Know your limits; exceed them often
My heroes don't wear capes, they wear dog tags.
Got her Daddy's tongue and temper, God shook his head the day he built her, but oh, he smiled; crazy ain't got nothin' on her.
That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
Gotta keep a pair of horns so I have someplace to hang my halo.
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12-03-2012, 12:13 AM
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I read some of these to my wife and daughters they laughed like crazy my daughter says she has to inspect vehicles before she goes to school for loose ammo so she don't get in trouble
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12-03-2012, 12:49 AM
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May you live in interesting times...
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If you open your safe and swore you lost a gun. Lay them all out, count them, still swear you lost one. Then pull up the last picture of your collection and realize you are not missing one.
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America has fought wars across the globe, because we kept our firearms while others let dictators take theirs...
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12-03-2012, 12:50 AM
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May you live in interesting times...
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Or how about this one? LMAO, happens weekly at my house.
Yell upstairs to your roommate, asking if he has a needed gun part that you can't wait to go to the store for. He comes down with multiples of what you're looking for. And vice a versa.
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America has fought wars across the globe, because we kept our firearms while others let dictators take theirs...
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12-03-2012, 02:33 AM
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Camo, you are lucky to see it.
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You know you're a gun nut if
. . you ask your friends for a good jeep forum, and they think you're joking.
. . people ask what kinda ammo they should get on the way to my house.
. . if your favorite software is a ballistics program
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