You might be a gun-nut if :
You bore people to-death telling them about where phrases like "don't go off half-cocked" come from. And it's because you started buying muzzleloaders because you wondered what shooting a 50 caliber lead ball was like.
And instead of telling people "later", you say "Keep your powder dry"
"You'll put your eye out, kid"
You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass.
~Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto
"DUMP HICKENLOOPER".. my future bumper sticker.