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Old 01-15-2013, 09:20 PM   #321
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You might be a gun nut if.

You wonder how big the crater would be if your house caught fire.
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:45 AM   #322
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You might be a gun nut if.

You wonder how big the crater would be if your house caught fire.
On that note, the first thing you say to the fire crews that your neighbor called is;

RUN!!!!
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Ya know the "Meteor" Crater in AZ? They say it was from a Meteor, but it really was C3's old home...

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Old 01-17-2013, 03:05 AM   #324
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You stop watching a tv show because they say clip instead of magazine.
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:07 AM   #325
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If you're a math teacher and you will be taking a set of parents for a "tutoring" session for their first time at the range.
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Trending toward gun nut if you purchase in two's as your wife will want one too!
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You stop watching a tv show because they say clip instead of magazine.
That is one of my pet peeves I hate it so much!
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You feel tears in your eyes when your daughter introduces her new boyfriend as________(insert gun name here)
Marlin,Remington,.....maybe some derivitives aswell...Moss=mossberg,Sam(as in Colt).....last names(smith,wesson,karr

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Trending toward gun nut if you purchase in two's as your wife will want one too!
I have to purchase in twos as my daughter feels it is her right to have one.
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You have withdrawal symptoms after 48 hours if you don't smell burning gunpowder.
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