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Old 01-15-2013, 10:20 PM   #321
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You might be a gun nut if.

You wonder how big the crater would be if your house caught fire.

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Old 01-16-2013, 03:45 AM   #322
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You wonder how big the crater would be if your house caught fire.
On that note, the first thing you say to the fire crews that your neighbor called is;

RUN!!!!
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Old 01-16-2013, 03:05 PM   #323
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Ya know the "Meteor" Crater in AZ? They say it was from a Meteor, but it really was C3's old home...

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Old 01-17-2013, 04:05 AM   #324
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You stop watching a tv show because they say clip instead of magazine.

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Old 01-17-2013, 04:07 AM   #325
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If you're a math teacher and you will be taking a set of parents for a "tutoring" session for their first time at the range.

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Trending toward gun nut if you purchase in two's as your wife will want one too!

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You stop watching a tv show because they say clip instead of magazine.
That is one of my pet peeves I hate it so much!
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You feel tears in your eyes when your daughter introduces her new boyfriend as________(insert gun name here)
Marlin,Remington,.....maybe some derivitives aswell...Moss=mossberg,Sam(as in Colt).....last names(smith,wesson,karr

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Trending toward gun nut if you purchase in two's as your wife will want one too!
I have to purchase in twos as my daughter feels it is her right to have one.
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You have withdrawal symptoms after 48 hours if you don't smell burning gunpowder.

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