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Old 12-08-2012, 07:06 PM   #141
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You might be a gun nut if...
You flagrantly brass check your 1911 while driving with your knee, place it on your dash, and smile when you hear the tortured rubber behind you as the ass hole tailgating you decides to stand on his brakes, because he finally figured out that right now would be the perfect time to back. The fu*k. Off. My. Ass.

Or... That may just mean you're slightly unstable.

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You might be a gun nut if...
You flagrantly brass check your 1911 while driving with your knee, place it on your dash, and smile when you hear the tortured rubber behind you as the ass hole tailgating you decides to stand on his brakes, because he finally figured out that right now would be the perfect time to back. The fu*k. Off. My. Ass.

Or... That may just mean you're slightly unstable.
My moneys on unstable in your case
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Old 12-08-2012, 08:37 PM   #143
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You might be a gun nut if...
You flagrantly brass check your 1911 while driving with your knee, place it on your dash, and smile when you hear the tortured rubber behind you as the ass hole tailgating you decides to stand on his brakes, because he finally figured out that right now would be the perfect time to back. The fu*k. Off. My. Ass.

Or... That may just mean you're slightly unstable.
I so love that!
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Old 12-13-2012, 05:08 PM   #144
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No more gun nut jokes? You know you're a gun nut if you mention "I wish you could try on holsters before you buy them." And your co-worker responds with "oh like a phone protector?" Then you proceed to give him a blank stare hoping the fridge falls on him in the break room.

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You flagrantly brass check your 1911 while driving with your knee, place it on your dash, and smile when you hear the tortured rubber behind you as the ass hole tailgating you decides to stand on his brakes, because he finally figured out that right now would be the perfect time to back. The fu*k. Off. My. Ass.

Or... That may just mean you're slightly unstable.
I usually just decide to clean my windsheild at that exact time. They usually back off and turn their wipers on.
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Once upon a time I had a sunroof. And a cup of pennies.

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Once upon a time I had a sunroof. And a cup of pennies.
That works too.
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Once upon a time I had a sunroof. And a cup of pennies.
I love it. Or you turn one washer nozzle out 90 degrees toward the road and pull over to let them pass and THEN wash your windshield hoping they have a window down.
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Once upon a time I had a sunroof. And a cup of pennies.
You might be a gun nut if.....you vehicle is equipped with a sunroof and you don't think of it as extra ventilation but as a good firing position, like the turret position on a humvee.
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You might be a gun nut if you plan installing one in your house
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