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Old 09-01-2013, 06:44 AM   #1231
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Lol I know a couple of your ex girlfriends

I was there before you.

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All of you guys lost your status as gun nuts for allowing yourselves to become so far derailed off of the thread subject. You are now pecker heads.
It's keeping the thread going, better than letting it die. Although, this thread does a good job of coming back on its own.
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It's keeping the thread going, better than letting it die. Although, this thread does a good job of coming back on its own.
You are a gun nut if you are mentally going through your inventory trying to think of the best gun to use to shoot all of the pecker-heads on this thread.....

(Back on track now!)
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You are a gun nut if you are mentally going through your inventory trying to think of the best gun to use to shoot all of the pecker-heads on this thread.....

(Back on track now!)
You know you are a gun nut when you do your own ballistics testing for a review on the site.......
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Okay to avoid getting shot, I will get us back on topic. Sorry if any of these are repeats.

You know you're a gun nut when you are constantly watching people for clothing bulges and weapons prints, and trying to guess exactly what they are carrying.

You know you're a gun nut when a kid hands you a squirt pistol and you unconsciously point it in a safe directjon, your finger automatically goes on the "slide," and you start to drop the mag, clear it and check the chamber, and when the magazine release "button" doesn't work you realize that there is no mag because it's a stinking squirt pistol.

You know you're a gun nut when your wife automatically knows to ask the hostess at the restaurant for a corner or back wall table, and picks a table where she knows you can see the door and everyone else in the restaurant, and makes sure the kids dont sit in the corner/wall chair.

You know you're a gun nut when you can identify the manufacturer and caliber of any JHP without having to check the stamp.

You know you're a gun nut when you watch for guns that you own in action movies and get excited when the "hero" carries the same gun that you do.

You know you're a gun nut when you can hear a shot from the other side of the woods and immediately tell if its a modern rifle, muzzle loader, handgun, or shotgun.

You know you're a gun nut when your 3 year old daughter can sort your ammo for you by caliber, ball/FMJ, and even load the first few rounds of most of your magazines for you.

You know you're a gun nut when your kids refuse to pick up their friends toy guns without asking an adult first.

You know you're a gun nut when your kids yell at their friends if they commit a "safety violation" with their toy guns.

You know you're a gun nut when your 3 year old is desperately trying to learn to write her name because she knows as soon as she can write it legibly, you are going to buy her a "real gun" and take her shooting.

You know you're a gun nut when you have callouses on your trigger finger, and on the thumb you load your magazine with.

You know you're a gun nut if you've ever gotten a blister on your trigger finger.

You know you're a gun nut when your wife gets mad because "there's no way you actually NEED all this ammo (or guns/optics/magazines/holsters)!

You know you're a gun nut when your firearms and ammo purchases alone are large enough to qualify for itemized tax deductions on your federal tax forms. (Only works if your job requires you to carry a firearm. Sorry if anybody got too excited.)

That's enough for now.

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Okay to avoid getting shot, I will get us back on topic. Sorry if any of these are repeats.

You know you're a gun nut when you are constantly watching people for clothing bulges and weapons prints, and trying to guess exactly what they are carrying.

You know you're a gun nut when a kid hands you a squirt pistol and you unconsciously point it in a safe directjon, your finger automatically goes on the "slide," and you start to drop the mag, clear it and check the chamber, and when the magazine release "button" doesn't work you realize that there is no mag because it's a stinking squirt pistol.

You know you're a gun nut when your wife automatically knows to ask the hostess at the restaurant for a corner or back wall table, and picks a table where she knows you can see the door and everyone else in the restaurant, and makes sure the kids dont sit in the corner/wall chair.

You know you're a gun nut when you can identify the manufacturer and caliber of any JHP without having to check the stamp.

You know you're a gun nut when you watch for guns that you own in action movies and get excited when the "hero" carries the same gun that you do.

You know you're a gun nut when you can hear a shot from the other side of the woods and immediately tell if its a modern rifle, muzzle loader, handgun, or shotgun.

You know you're a gun nut when your 3 year old daughter can sort your ammo for you by caliber, ball/FMJ, and even load the first few rounds of most of your magazines for you.

You know you're a gun nut when your kids refuse to pick up their friends toy guns without asking an adult first.

You know you're a gun nut when your kids yell at their friends if they commit a "safety violation" with their toy guns.

You know you're a gun nut when your 3 year old is desperately trying to learn to write her name because she knows as soon as she can write it legibly, you are going to buy her a "real gun" and take her shooting.

You know you're a gun nut when you have callouses on your trigger finger, and on the thumb you load your magazine with.

You know you're a gun nut if you've ever gotten a blister on your trigger finger.

You know you're a gun nut when your wife gets mad because "there's no way you actually NEED all this ammo (or guns/optics/magazines/holsters)!

You know you're a gun nut when your firearms and ammo purchases alone are large enough to qualify for itemized tax deductions on your federal tax forms. (Only works if your job requires you to carry a firearm. Sorry if anybody got too excited.)

That's enough for now.
Bravo! Bravo!
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Okay to avoid getting shot, I will get us back on topic. Sorry if any of these are repeats.

You know you're a gun nut when you are constantly watching people for clothing bulges and weapons prints, and trying to guess exactly what they are carrying.

You know you're a gun nut when a kid hands you a squirt pistol and you unconsciously point it in a safe directjon, your finger automatically goes on the "slide," and you start to drop the mag, clear it and check the chamber, and when the magazine release "button" doesn't work you realize that there is no mag because it's a stinking squirt pistol.

You know you're a gun nut when your wife automatically knows to ask the hostess at the restaurant for a corner or back wall table, and picks a table where she knows you can see the door and everyone else in the restaurant, and makes sure the kids dont sit in the corner/wall chair.

You know you're a gun nut when you can identify the manufacturer and caliber of any JHP without having to check the stamp.

You know you're a gun nut when you watch for guns that you own in action movies and get excited when the "hero" carries the same gun that you do.

You know you're a gun nut when you can hear a shot from the other side of the woods and immediately tell if its a modern rifle, muzzle loader, handgun, or shotgun.

You know you're a gun nut when your 3 year old daughter can sort your ammo for you by caliber, ball/FMJ, and even load the first few rounds of most of your magazines for you.

You know you're a gun nut when your kids refuse to pick up their friends toy guns without asking an adult first.

You know you're a gun nut when your kids yell at their friends if they commit a "safety violation" with their toy guns.

You know you're a gun nut when your 3 year old is desperately trying to learn to write her name because she knows as soon as she can write it legibly, you are going to buy her a "real gun" and take her shooting.

You know you're a gun nut when you have callouses on your trigger finger, and on the thumb you load your magazine with.

You know you're a gun nut if you've ever gotten a blister on your trigger finger.

You know you're a gun nut when your wife gets mad because "there's no way you actually NEED all this ammo (or guns/optics/magazines/holsters)!

You know you're a gun nut when your firearms and ammo purchases alone are large enough to qualify for itemized tax deductions on your federal tax forms. (Only works if your job requires you to carry a firearm. Sorry if anybody got too excited.)

That's enough for now.
You know your gun nut when working with any numbers containing a caliber causes you to think about one of your favorite guns and daydream about those good times.
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You know your a gun nut.

When the gate code to your ranch is a caliber .

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You know your a gun nut.

When the gate code to your ranch is a caliber .
Or to your keyless entry on your vehicle.
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Pshhh. Blisters from the trigger? I got calluses. I just don't blister any more

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Pshhh. Blisters from the trigger? I got calluses. I just don't blister any more
I do when the damn trigger gets red hot.
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