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Old 08-31-2013, 05:45 AM   #1221
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It's all good. That's what all the underendowed men say. While they drive around in their monster trucks.

Some of us can paint our woman's name in calligraphy on the Brooklyn bridge with a broom though.
Trip, you mean you know my ex-wife too?
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I don't have any bazookas, so I don't have sex with my guns
You would have to have a sabot to use a bazooka but an AK-47 would probably fit you better lol
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Old 08-31-2013, 04:37 PM   #1223
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You would have to have a sabot to use a bazooka but an AK-47 would probably fit you better lol
We shall now call him... 30cal!
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Old 08-31-2013, 04:50 PM   #1224
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And you know my size, how? :-/

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Old 08-31-2013, 05:23 PM   #1225
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Oh, that's right... you weren't the one talking about the pencils...

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We shall now call him... 30cal!
-sigh- I guess its better than .17
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Pellet gun!!

Hey BB, how's it hangin?

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Pellet gun!!

Hey BB, how's it hangin?
Like a pellet, man. One of them penetrator tips.
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And you know my size, how? :-/
Lol I know a couple of your ex girlfriends
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All of you guys lost your status as gun nuts for allowing yourselves to become so far derailed off of the thread subject. You are now pecker heads.

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