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Old 08-31-2013, 02:09 AM   #1201
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really? really?
What? Are you saying you lost the debate? hehe....
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I had a buddy who you to say. It's not the size of the pencil but how you write your name.
It's all good. That's what all the underendowed men say. While they drive around in their monster trucks.

Some of us can paint our woman's name in calligraphy on the Brooklyn bridge with a broom though.
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It's all good. That's what all the underendowed men say. While they drive around in their monster trucks.

Some of us can paint our woman's name in calligraphy on the Brooklyn bridge with a broom though.
I know I am not under-endowed and I can lick my eye brows .
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I know I am not under-endowed and I can lick my eye brows .
Holy ****, do you sell car insurance on tv with a funny accent?
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Holy ****, do you sell car insurance on tv with a funny accent?
No I sell the sham wow
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I had a buddy who you to say. It's not the size of the pencil but how you write your name.
No its not. You are just being patronized. Caliber matters.

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No its not. You are just being patronized.
No that's what he would say to the lady's .
And then they would laugh , and he was in like flin. And he would be walking out the door with them.
Me I got the women by just standing there. Being 6'6" help a little when you can see over the heads of most people.
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You know your a gun nut . If you think about them while you are having sex. Or you have sex with your guns.
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I don't have any bazookas, so I don't have sex with my guns
Ya know. There are some things I just don't need to know about you. That's on the list somewhere I'm sure.
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Ya know. There are some things I just don't need to know about you. That's on the list somewhere I'm sure.
Don't worry I don't have sex with my guns or think about them while I do .
I was just bringing a little humor to this thread.
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Don't worry I don't have sex with my guns or think about them while I do .
I was just bringing a little humor to this thread.
i was getting a little worried! TMI man!
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