you might be a gun nut if................
the day of your funeral the LGS closes the store for the day to pay their respects.
the LGS you frequent, find out you're in the hospital and send you flowers and a store coupon hoping you get well soon!
you plan on being buried with a few of your most prized guns!
you have cahnged your will more than a few times as to who all your guns will go to upon your passing!
you leave your entire estate to the NRA upon your passing!