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Old 02-15-2011, 08:10 PM   #1
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You know you are a firearms enthusiast when you change toilet paper rolls like a magazine swap!

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Old 02-15-2011, 08:20 PM   #2
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When you work at a firearms retailer and you've constantly got something on layaway.

I'm guilty of that one

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If your wife wonders why her toothbrush smells like Hoppes #9 after you clean your guns.

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When you prefer the smell of varget in the mornings to either pancakes or coffee.

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When your deathly afraid to actually know how many you own.

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Your magazines in the bathroom are about guns...not men's magazines.

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Your magazines in the bathroom are about guns...not men's magazines.
Your magazines in the bathroom consist of one loaded .45 mag in the drawer, back behind the hair scrunchies and....a mixture of the other two mentioned above!
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When the Master Suite bedroom has his and her's closets and you are contemplating asking if you can put an additional gun safe in her's.

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You go to kiss your wife goodnight and get excited because you smell Hoppes #9 behind her ear......

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You've never eaten on your kitchen table as it's reserved for cleaning guns...

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