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05-31-2010, 01:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Jpyle
When your wife complains that you spend all your internet time on FTF reading threads...not looking at porn. 
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Dewd...you're hitting close to home with that!
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"Guns don't kill people. Male Kennedy's kill people."
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05-31-2010, 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Jpyle
When your wife complains that you spend all your internet time on FTF reading threads...not looking at porn. 
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I had to explain that to my wife just the other day!! Not the porn, I steer clear of that.
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"the only 911 call I need is chambering a round" - Mr. Muller, MO car dealer
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05-31-2010, 03:05 AM
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When you choose your pants with a 1-1/2" min belt loop even on dress pants. Narrow belts look better but won't support my carry rig. 1" belts are for sissy's!
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If you're really bored, I'm your huckleberry. If you really want a challenge, I'm the one.
If you're really smart, you'll just peddle your paint.
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05-31-2010, 03:14 AM
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^^ There's an addict for you ^^
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Skullcrusher, you are evil, sick, demented, twisted- and my hero!
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Originally Posted by pandamonium
...without the Second, we cannot protect the rest!
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05-31-2010, 03:29 AM
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When people you don't know call you for advice because they came across an opportunity to buy a gun but don't know if it's a good deal or not.
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05-31-2010, 03:43 AM
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Originally Posted by mesinge2
When friends hate that you point out the mistakes in movies that actors make with guns.
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Gone In 60 Seconds, in the final fight with Memphis and Raymond Calitri, Calitri fires 17(ish) shots with his Walther PPKS.
Red Dragon, when Will Graham (Edward Norton) is teaching his wife to shoot, there is ZERO recoil from the revolver.
Every movie where a semi-auto handgun goes "click" because the dude ran out of ammo.
Your best friends at work are only your best friends after finding out that they are just as much of a gun nut as you.
You've bought a gun just to have one more than your friend at work (or to brag).
Your wife asks her friends about their cooking recipes and you ask your friends about their load data recipes.
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05-31-2010, 04:24 AM
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Originally Posted by dnthmn2004
Gone In 60 Seconds, in the final fight with Memphis and Raymond Calitri, Calitri fires 17(ish) shots with his Walther PPKS.
Red Dragon, when Will Graham (Edward Norton) is teaching his wife to shoot, there is ZERO recoil from the revolver.
Every movie where a semi-auto handgun goes "click" because the dude ran out of ammo.
Your best friends at work are only your best friends after finding out that they are just as much of a gun nut as you.
You've bought a gun just to have one more than your friend at work (or to brag).
Your wife asks her friends about their cooking recipes and you ask your friends about their load data recipes.
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You slip on storylines in movies because you're too busy trying to ID various guns
also love the 'movie-mythconceptions'
- Any car explodes when shot with a .45 calibre handgun
- People dodge bullets successfully, but only if they are the 'heroes'. Bad guys much more often go down like a sack of sh*t
- Longarms make a 'pump action' sound when raised to the shoulder
- Unlimited ammo, until there's a lull in the action and everybody suddenly has to reload
And my personal favourite
- The double-wielding shooter that manages to kill a room full of armed terrorists equipped with laser-sighted weapons in two minutes
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Originally Posted by skullcrusher
Yes, at WalMart, you can pick up a gun, ammo, ski mask and your antidepressants all in one trip. Darn convenient if you ask me...:D
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05-31-2010, 06:11 AM
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You know you are addicted to guns when...
you find guns buried in the safes, by chance, that you know you have never seen before.
you buy ammo in calibers you don't shoot because it is a good deal, and "you never know when you might need it".
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05-31-2010, 06:29 AM
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You know you are addicted to guns when?
Your friends and family send you pictures of their kids and you send them back a picture of the newest gun in your collection.
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05-31-2010, 06:37 AM
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you know you are a gun nut when
It doesn't matter when you have seen a friend last(yesterday or a year later) the conversation always winds up with you talking about your arsenal or latest purchase.  (guilty  )
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"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off!" - Dirty Harry
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