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05-30-2010, 05:20 PM
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You know you are addicted to guns when?
When you first started collecting guns you said: "I don't want odd or exotic calibers"
And now when your wife says: "You have six 1911s why do you need another one?"
You reply with: "Not one in 460 Rowland!"
Last edited by mesinge2; 05-30-2010 at 05:42 PM.
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05-30-2010, 05:42 PM
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When friends hate that you point out the mistakes in movies that actors make with guns.
Like in Red Heat, Arnold firing 18 rounds out of a S&W model 29, for shame. Or the cocking noise when someone draws a glock.
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05-30-2010, 05:48 PM
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Game on...
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When your wife complains that you spend all your internet time on FTF reading threads...not looking at porn. 
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"A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." - George Washington
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05-30-2010, 08:44 PM
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When leaving the house your outfit is decided by which gun your carrying that day.
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05-30-2010, 09:28 PM
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You and your wife get in an argument about guns and it’s not about buying more…. It’s about who gets to carry what. 
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05-30-2010, 09:34 PM
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You spend more time deciding which pistol to take than you do deciding what to wear...no matter where you go.
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I want to be a ball turret gunner.
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05-30-2010, 09:38 PM
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I'm always 10-8
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When you realize your "bucket list" is a living document with sub-directories!
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Get her dirty, then clean her so she starts to respect you. When her trust is complete, she will serve you well for a lifetime!
"...if doves shot back, there wouldn't be a need for a bag limit." - orangello
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05-30-2010, 09:47 PM
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Oh well,
Many years ago,
My second X wife and I were sitting on the couch,
she was in a pensive mood.
She asked, "What does being married mean to you?
I thought for a second,
should have been two,
My reply,
"Well, I cant buy anymore new shotguns" 
Damn.
I must say,
before the marriage,
I shot A LOT of trap and skeet.
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05-30-2010, 10:29 PM
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A friend calls from a sporting goods store and asks what calibers are needed for the planned trip to the range next week. After you finish the list, your friend says, "What, no grenades or flame throwers?" You answer, "Why, are they on sale?"
(that conversation actually happened about a year ago)
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From C3Shooter:
Skullcrusher, you are evil, sick, demented, twisted- and my hero!
Quote:
Originally Posted by pandamonium
...without the Second, we cannot protect the rest!
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05-31-2010, 01:08 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mesinge2
When friends hate that you point out the mistakes in movies that actors make with guns.
Like in Red Heat, Arnold firing 18 rounds out of a S&W model 29, for shame. Or the cocking noise when someone draws a glock.
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I have this problem, but with Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. Their gun statistics make no sense to me. -_-
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"This is my rifle, this is my gun." "This is for fighting, this is for fun." -Full Metal Jacket
"I joined the Navy to drink in foreign countries and fornicate." -unknown
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