You know you are addicted to guns when?
 

When you first started collecting guns you said: "I don't want odd or exotic calibers"

And now when your wife says: "You have six 1911s why do you need another one?"

You reply with: "Not one in 460 Rowland!"

When friends hate that you point out the mistakes in movies that actors make with guns.
Like in Red Heat, Arnold firing 18 rounds out of a S&W model 29, for shame. Or the cocking noise when someone draws a glock.

When your wife complains that you spend all your internet time on FTF reading threads...not looking at porn. :o

When leaving the house your outfit is decided by which gun your carrying that day.

You and your wife get in an argument about guns and it’s not about buying more…. It’s about who gets to carry what. :D

You spend more time deciding which pistol to take than you do deciding what to wear...no matter where you go.

When you realize your "bucket list" is a living document with sub-directories!

Oh well,

Many years ago,

My second X wife and I were sitting on the couch,
she was in a pensive mood.
She asked, "What does being married mean to you?
I thought for a second,
should have been two,
My reply,
"Well, I cant buy anymore new shotguns" :eek:

Damn.

I must say,
before the marriage,
I shot A LOT of trap and skeet.

A friend calls from a sporting goods store and asks what calibers are needed for the planned trip to the range next week. After you finish the list, your friend says, "What, no grenades or flame throwers?" You answer, "Why, are they on sale?"

(that conversation actually happened about a year ago)

I have this problem, but with Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. Their gun statistics make no sense to me. -_-