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mesinge2 05-30-2010 06:20 PM

You know you are addicted to guns when?
 
When you first started collecting guns you said: "I don't want odd or exotic calibers"

And now when your wife says: "You have six 1911s why do you need another one?"

You reply with: "Not one in 460 Rowland!"

mesinge2 05-30-2010 06:42 PM

When friends hate that you point out the mistakes in movies that actors make with guns.
Like in Red Heat, Arnold firing 18 rounds out of a S&W model 29, for shame. Or the cocking noise when someone draws a glock.

Jpyle 05-30-2010 06:48 PM

When your wife complains that you spend all your internet time on FTF reading threads...not looking at porn. :o

mesinge2 05-30-2010 09:44 PM

When leaving the house your outfit is decided by which gun your carrying that day.

Dzscubie 05-30-2010 10:28 PM

You and your wife get in an argument about guns and itís not about buying moreÖ. Itís about who gets to carry what. :D

General-Logic 05-30-2010 10:34 PM

You spend more time deciding which pistol to take than you do deciding what to wear...no matter where you go.

canebrake 05-30-2010 10:38 PM

When you realize your "bucket list" is a living document with sub-directories!

shadecorp 05-30-2010 10:47 PM

Oh well,

Many years ago,

My second X wife and I were sitting on the couch,
she was in a pensive mood.
She asked, "What does being married mean to you?
I thought for a second,
should have been two,
My reply,
"Well, I cant buy anymore new shotguns" :eek:

Damn.

I must say,
before the marriage,
I shot A LOT of trap and skeet.

skullcrusher 05-30-2010 11:29 PM

A friend calls from a sporting goods store and asks what calibers are needed for the planned trip to the range next week. After you finish the list, your friend says, "What, no grenades or flame throwers?" You answer, "Why, are they on sale?"

(that conversation actually happened about a year ago)

saviorslegacy 05-31-2010 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mesinge2 (Post 292512)
When friends hate that you point out the mistakes in movies that actors make with guns.
Like in Red Heat, Arnold firing 18 rounds out of a S&W model 29, for shame. Or the cocking noise when someone draws a glock.

I have this problem, but with Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. Their gun statistics make no sense to me. -_-


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