Toyota Prius owners. ALL of them.
People who waste my time leaving a 3 minute message to have me call them back. Just leave me a number and what you want. 30 seconds is TOO LONG of a cell phone message.
My new company provided Verizon Cell phone - What a piece of shi'ite!
Anyone who voted for Obama - They are all Muppets!
Anyone who has only owned one handgun, a Glock, and INSISTS is the best gun in the world. Open your F**KING eyes will you?!?!
Getting old - It just sucks. Yeah, I make more money, and I have a wealth of knowledge and experience, but I can't eat anything without worrying about my waste line....
Banks. There's what? Like 4 banks left in this country any more?! Every time I turn around another monster bank is swallowing another monster bank and becoming even more prominent. Isn't that crap illegal??
Everytime I see an interwebz commando talking out their starfish about shi'ite they know very little about. Point in fact, if you have never had a gun pulled on you, or fired in your direction, your knowledge about such things would rattle in a god damn thimble....
BJ Penn - He annoys the hell out of me and I have to have this god damn signature line for another 9 days.
Brock Lesnar - See Blow Job Penn, though not as bad, yet....
The fact that all you guys live so damn far away and we can never get together and have a few beers, or a steak, or even go to the damn range - although who can afford to do that anymore?!?
Skinny chicks who think they are the greatest thing since sliced bread when really, all they have going for them is a nice set of legs and a nice butt. Get over yourself bitch!
And about 100 more things, but I am about to knock Jon Fitch dead in my 170# title defense on UFC Undisputed. A little payback for Ineff! Your boy is about to have a lesson in "Shin to Chin" jitsu....