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Old 07-21-2013, 06:53 PM   #61
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from a judge:

"Mr. Fox, as your wife she is entitled to half of the marital estate......."

BOHICA.

As you fall off the boat while night fishing:

"Hey! Check out the size of that gator on the bank!"

From the cop who just pulled you over:

"Do you know why I stopped you tonight?"

As to the "Hold my beer, and watch this!" entry: The first thing you ALWAYS grab is a video camera. The arriving police and EMTs may not believe you without video to prove what happened. Depending on the outcome of the stunt, this may not be a good thing.
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Announced over the ships speakers as we are coming alongside the tender: “All hands standby for collision!” Followed by intense vibration as the screw spins up in response to “All back full.” Then the lurch as the brow knocks a nice dent in the side of the tender.

The about thirty minutes later the Boatswain pipes “Captain leaving the ship.”
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Announced over the ships speakers as we are coming alongside the tender: “All hands standby for collision!” Followed by intense vibration as the screw spins up in response to “All back full.” Then the lurch as the brow knocks a nice dent in the side of the tender.

The about thirty minutes later the Boatswain pipes “Captain leaving the ship.”
That’s ‘prow,’ not ‘brow.’ Jeez!
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your wife when you get home: "hey honey, what would happen if........"
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In Jamaica they said, "We don't have problems, we have situations."

I don't get it.

You watch first. Then you know whether you need the first aid kit or 911.
The flat semi round "pez" case is a birth control pill case. Kind of loses something when you have to explain it.
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BOHICA.
What does that mean?
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What does that mean?
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/BOHICA
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your wife, when you get home, saying, " guess what happened today,........"
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Oh, I see. ROFLMAO Thanks.
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