from a judge:
"Mr. Fox, as your wife she is entitled to half of the marital estate......."
As you fall off the boat while night fishing:
"Hey! Check out the size of that gator on the bank!"
From the cop who just pulled you over:
"Do you know why I stopped you tonight?"
As to the "Hold my beer, and watch this!" entry: The first thing you ALWAYS grab is a video camera. The arriving police and EMTs may not believe you without video to prove what happened. Depending on the outcome of the stunt, this may not be a good thing.