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Old 07-21-2013, 05:13 PM   #51
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What you don't want to hear? Silence coming from your toddler who normally doesn't shut up.

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the doctor tells you are as healthy as a horse. the one headed to the glue factory!
Still better than the one leaving the glue factory.

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What you don't want to hear? Silence coming from your toddler who normally doesn't shut up.
Yup, voided the drivetrain warranty on that one...
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I'm surprised this one hasn't bee posted yet; the classic redneck "hold my beer and watch this". You don't know which to do first, call 911 or go for the first aid kit.

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I'm surprised this one hasn't bee posted yet; the classic redneck "hold my beer and watch this". You don't know which to do first, call 911 or go for the first aid kit.
That was the first post. You just missed it.
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Wife's oldest son called her at work after school one day "We have a bit of a situation here".
In Jamaica they said, "We don't have problems, we have situations."

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I'm surprised this one hasn't bee posted yet; the classic redneck "hold my beer and watch this". You don't know which to do first, call 911 or go for the first aid kit.
You watch first. Then you know whether you need the first aid kit or 911.
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In Jamaica they said, "We don't have problems, we have situations."

I don't get it.
I took it to mean Birth Control Pills.

You watch first. Then you know whether you need the first aid kit or 911.
You may also wish to look around to see if there is a fire extinguisher within an easy sprint.
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I'm surprised this one hasn't bee posted yet; the classic redneck "hold my beer and watch this". You don't know which to do first, call 911 or go for the first aid kit.
I'm more inclined to hit the deck first!
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