Originally Posted by Axxe55
the doctor tells you are as healthy as a horse. the one headed to the glue factory!
Still better than the one leaving the glue factory.
(Military) Your boss comes in and says:
"I have an opportunity for you to excel."
Your Load Crew Member inspecting the newly arrived trailer of bombs for safe:
"Wow, I've never seen the 'A' on a red background before..."
New fighter pilot to Weapons Crew Chief after landing:
"Say chief, I almost forgot, the gun system seemed to work ok, but..."
Anyone at any time:
"Stop what your doing, the commander needs to talk to you...asap."