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Old 07-21-2013, 06:12 AM   #21
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the doctor tells you are as healthy as a horse. the one headed to the glue factory!

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Bill shouts across an open field, "Hey Tom! Come take a look at this! I messed up this time!" Bill yelled with a smile.
Bill was greeted with silence, Bill disarmed land mines.
Wait for the click.

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Nurse last week said, "This is going to hurt a lot! I'm so sorry to do this to you..."

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Having your doctor say, "I wouldn't be buying any green bananas." That was 11 years ago. Fooled his azz.

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disappointed & disgusted, But DETERMINED...
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Military: "I need a volunteer....."
No! "Thanks for volunteering!!!!!"
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She: "I wonder how your gun room would look as a nursery."

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She: "I wonder how your gun room would look as a nursery."
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Did anyone put the plug in the boat?

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