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Old 07-21-2013, 04:38 AM   #11
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Captain of the boat hollars on loud speaker, "Hang onto something, were about to crash!"
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BHO "My administration will be the most transparent in history!"
What's really effed up is, unfortunately,

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Military: "I need a volunteer....."
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For Star Trek fans. If you are an intruder on the bridge and you hear, "10, 9, 8, 7....."

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