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Old 07-24-2013, 02:19 AM   #141
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when i get to work in the morning, "guess what got tore up last night?"
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when i get to work in the morning, "guess what got tore up last night?"
if it's TMI, I don't want to know... if it's not, I don't want to know either
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if it's TMI, I don't want to know... if it's not, I don't want to know either
Hahaha well done!
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I'm late. Never want to hear that again.
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When she says "I'm late" and she doesn't mean late for work!
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my EX (in my last year of marriage to her) says to me "I think I'm pregnant" and she cut me off about 2 years ago!!!!!!!!!!!

the other good one is when the boat marina says to you "your boat is water ready".

GOOD thing I used a check list BEFORE I left for the fishing trip.
Plug is out. All batteries are DEAD. Yeah It's ready all right. Ready for a different marina.
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The invitation to dinner by your proctologist .......!
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