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Old 07-23-2013, 12:35 PM   #121
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You've been found not guilty on all charges but you can't have your gun back because the feds are persuing civil rights violation charges.
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Old 07-23-2013, 02:40 PM   #122
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From Wife/GF:
"Does this _____ make me look fat?"
"So...what do you think of my new hairstyle?"
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From Wife/GF:
"Does this _____ make me look fat?"

"Seriously? That question makes you look stupid. Its your obesity that makes you look fat."
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"Seriously? That question makes you look stupid. Its your obesity that makes you look fat."
Dimples are cute. Hail damage is not.
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Old 07-23-2013, 04:30 PM   #125
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Alright I am old school and I admit it. Someone to say " that looks sick" and mean it looks good!!! If something looks sick that means it looks bad in my world. But I have the counter expression. Oh ya. When someone say's that looks sick I say " ya that really looks like S--T!!! I figure if sick means good then S--T must mean better. I am thru with my rant now.
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Alright I am old school and I admit it. Someone to say " that looks sick" and mean it looks good!!! If something looks sick that means it looks bad in my world. But I have the counter expression. Oh ya. When someone say's that looks sick I say " ya that really looks like S--T!!! I figure if sick means good then S--T must mean better. I am thru with my rant now.
Okay, okay, you made me lol a little! I'll have to one up that, and from now on I'll reply to something like that in a fake British accent, "why yes my good man, it truly looks ****ed up!"
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Old 07-23-2013, 05:43 PM   #127
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from a judge:

"Mr. Fox, as your wife she is entitled to half of the marital estate......."

BOHICA.

As you fall off the boat while night fishing:

"Hey! Check out the size of that gator on the bank!"

From the cop who just pulled you over:

"Do you know why I stopped you tonight?"

As to the "Hold my beer, and watch this!" entry: The first thing you ALWAYS grab is a video camera. The arriving police and EMTs may not believe you without video to prove what happened. Depending on the outcome of the stunt, this may not be a good thing.
Like the night my buddy got DDRRUUUUNK and decided it would be a great idea to put his jet ski in his above ground pool....looong story to that one I stood and shot film, didnt turn as well as i had hoped

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You are about ready to shoot your annual deer. A stranger yells! Hey do you know who this property belongs to??
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OOOOPPPPS or WHOOPS! during a vasectomy (or circumcision)
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I agree with Rockratt. I usually will respond with "Really? I actually like/approve of it." Maybe more biting sarcasm like Trip suggests is more appropriate.
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Like the night my buddy got DDRRUUUUNK and decided it would be a great idea to put his jet ski in his above ground pool....looong story to that one
So where do we find it on Youtube? Somebody had to have a camera!
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So where do we find it on Youtube? Somebody had to have a camera!
I had the camera (as i usually do) but like i said...it didnt turn out as well as i had hoped. The drunks forgot to put the drain plug in, so it sank. Then they hoisted it up and set it on the edge of the pool to drain it. i filmed waiting (hoping) for the side to give way and thousands of gallons of water to come rushing out...but THAT didnt happen either. Then the ski wouldnt start thanks to being swamped. He wouldnt take my suggestion to hook the battery charger up to the battery. (while still IN the pool)

Was figuring on a $10,000 AFHV payday...but alas, if werent for bad luck, i'd have none at all.
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