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Old 07-23-2013, 12:50 AM   #111
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How about when you hear that, and realize you have no chute?
Ya that is true to
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Old 07-23-2013, 01:20 AM   #112
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Any women in my house saying 'I'm pregnant!"
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Old 07-23-2013, 01:29 AM   #113
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Any women in my house saying 'I'm pregnant!"
or the following statement, "we're gonna have twins!"
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Old 07-23-2013, 02:34 AM   #114
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Two things you never want to catch yourself...muttering to yourself....

"****. I'm gonna have to stitch that."
And
"****. It looks like a honey badger tried to eat it."

May or may not be related. In my case, not.
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Old 07-23-2013, 05:30 AM   #115
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When a 2nd Lieutenant says, "It's been my experience."
Esp. when that 2nd Lt. Brown Bar stroker fresh out of ROTC/West Point Adds "we were taught in Training" which usually screws up the day of all the Sr. NCO's And Warrant Officers!
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Esp. when that 2nd Lt. Brown Bar stroker fresh out of ROTC/West Point Adds "we were taught in Training" which usually screws up the day of all the Sr. NCO's And Warrant Officers!
How bout when a butter bar says: "trust me, I was top of my class."

Or, even better: "don't worry guys, I've got a compass."
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How bout when a butter bar says: "trust me, I was top of my class."

Or, even better: "don't worry guys, I've got a compass."
Or even Better!! E5 comes running into the Flight Ops Ctr. looking for a Sr. Warrant Or Sr. Field Grade "Sir Sir come QUICK!! Lt. So-an-so had a hard landing in a "58" Scout.(Kiowa Scout-OH-58 C-usually unarmed or at best the observer has an AR...)
And the Company Maint. Sgt. is about to commit murder!!! they broke a skid and cracked the Bubble...."

Guess who the Duty Officer was for Flight Ops that watch? Guess who had to do 11 pages of extra paperwork???
(yup...me)
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And there is always this....
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"You want it when?" followed by laughing.
Or "Dad you know that (insert object/person) weeeell............................." and straight away you start thinking of about 200 possible scenarios.
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