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Old 07-22-2013, 12:58 PM   #101
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Do you have any idea how many people looked at me funny when I smiled at a baby's screaming? If they're screaming, they're moving air. Quiet baby's scare the heck out of me. A quiet baby is either asleep or very very sick.
Very scary. And as you said, either sick or asleep. Or getting into trouble.
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After you pull the wires in a long pipe run .... " wait ...... I read the blueprints wrong ... this is a 3 phase motor ......"

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what about, " you ain't gonna believe what just happened!"

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When you invite your wife to join you for an evening of drinks & dinner at your father & stepmother's place on the Chesapeake Bay, which she usually L.O.V.E.S. to go to, and she says, "No, not tonight, but you go ahead and enjoy yourself." And you go.

.....wait for it..........

Then, when you get home, she's sullen & quiet. The next morning (this morning), you try to engage her is conversation and all she really has to say is, "Well, you always seem to be able to make time for what you think is important!"

WTF?

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When you invite your wife to join you for an evening of drinks & dinner at your father & stepmother's place on the Chesapeake Bay, which she usually L.O.V.E.S. to go to, and she says, "No, not tonight, but you go ahead and enjoy yourself." And you go.

.....wait for it..........

Then, when you get home, she's sullen & quiet. The next morning (this morning), you try to engage her is conversation and all she really has to say is, "Well, you always seem to be able to make time for what you think is important!"

WTF?
That sucks man. Mine has done similar stuff ..... I just let it ride. You can't keep her happy all the time. I don't sweat the small stuff
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After you pull the wires in a long pipe run .... " wait ...... I read the blueprints wrong ... this is a 3 phase motor ......"
Had a fell pull an entire kitchen for a hospital in the wrong colors. No big deal unless the contract stated to follow B.O.Y. for 480/277
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When you are flying on a ch47 and you here one of the crewmen o sh!t we lost pressure . And all you can think of is open these doors and let me out I have a chute.
That happened when I was in jump school. They fix the problem and we still made the jump.
Another o sh!t is when someone steals your air while you are jumping and you free fall until you catch air of your own .

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When you are flying on a ch47 and you here one of the crewmen o sh!t we lost pressure . And all you can think of is open these doors and let me out I have a chute.
How about when you hear that, and realize you have no chute?
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