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Old 07-21-2013, 05:04 AM   #1
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Default You DON'T want to hear.....

There are certain expressions you just do NOT want to hear. Of course, "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you..." is high on the list, along with "Hold my beer and watch this..." or a surgeon that says "OOOOPPPPS!"

My personal nomination would be when the helicopter pilot asks "You ever see the underside of a bridge?"

One entry per person, please. What's yours?

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Old 07-21-2013, 05:06 AM   #2
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The pilot looks at you and says "What's this instrument for?"

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A man you just met in a bar, winking at you and jovially saying, "Trust me kid, i know what im doin."

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I actually had this one a few months ago.

Dr. looking at my MRI results: "Well....now this is rare"!

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My favorite came from my step son at the age of six.

He couldn't get ahold of his mom, and called me. It started with ....

. "Remember that window that we used to have"

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