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c3shooter 07-21-2013 05:04 AM

You DON'T want to hear.....
 
There are certain expressions you just do NOT want to hear. Of course, "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you..." is high on the list, along with "Hold my beer and watch this..." or a surgeon that says "OOOOPPPPS!"

My personal nomination would be when the helicopter pilot asks "You ever see the underside of a bridge?"

One entry per person, please. What's yours?

DFlynt 07-21-2013 05:06 AM

The pilot looks at you and says "What's this instrument for?"

Vikingdad 07-21-2013 05:08 AM

I trust your affairs are in order?

Axxe55 07-21-2013 05:09 AM

the nurse when she's giving you a shot and says, this will only hurt a little bit!

yeah right!:mad:

TheSadPanda 07-21-2013 05:10 AM

"But why is all the rum gone?!"

thatonespot 07-21-2013 05:11 AM

A man you just met in a bar, winking at you and jovially saying, "Trust me kid, i know what im doin."

FrontierTCB 07-21-2013 05:12 AM

I actually had this one a few months ago.

Dr. looking at my MRI results: "Well....now this is rare"!

tomgodd 07-21-2013 05:14 AM

Doctors office, pants down and the snap off a rubber glove.....

Pasquanel 07-21-2013 05:18 AM

BHO "My administration will be the most transparent in history!"

KG7IL 07-21-2013 05:19 AM

My favorite came from my step son at the age of six.

He couldn't get ahold of his mom, and called me. It started with ....

. "Remember that window that we used to have"


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