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Old 02-10-2010, 10:36 PM   #1
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Default Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere s econds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's
Answer :


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him
that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
hand?
What does the law say about
this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be
happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was
stabbing me?
Should I call
9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior..
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.

.................................................. ..............

Republican's
Answer:

BANG!


.................................................. ..............

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!
Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

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Old 02-10-2010, 11:12 PM   #2
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Oh I wish I were In Dixie.

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Oh I wish I were In Dixie.
I'm always glad I left the North in 1972...
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Southern by the grace of God...

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I'm whistling Dixie as I type......

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Livin in the deep south

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Dirty South!

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That was great, I need to move.

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I'll take either Republican or Southerner. I had always been told VA was a southern state but never really believed it until I'd lived here for a bit. VA is SOUTHERN! And so am I.

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I'm an Independent. I believe that more is always better.

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