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Old 08-15-2010, 03:27 AM   #11
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True story, laugh at me.

I'm following this home last night, and thought some guy was drunk, and hanging out the back of this plumbing van.

The graphic is painted on there, didn't know that until I got up on him at a stop sign.

Hey, it was dark....
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Old 08-15-2010, 03:47 AM   #12
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This was some much needed funny stuff right here.
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Good Lord woman some people just deserve to be shot for stupidity.
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I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
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LMFAO this is some funny freaken stuff. you cant make up stuff better than real life.
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I think some people don't need to breed.
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Don't forget the French.....
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