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Old 05-06-2013, 08:57 PM   #1
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Default Yo , scary crap...! Eeeek.!

I have stated in the past my uncanny (calm , Kool ) composure in all things , no buttons ,
No anger , as a matter of factually , my so called (rock hard composure) ..!
As of late , I've found a chink in my armor..! It's not just a perspective , but a way of life , a chosen way of life.!

All things in their proper perspective , seem crystal clear and it's reaaly the only control I have .

I have no wish to control anybody else or what they do unless they will be at risk or affect them in a negative way.!

These people have taken over my Kool , they won't let me be me .!

Ok then , I ask all of you , who shall I become..?

1- Couch potato..?
2- drama queen..?
3- phobic and afraid of the dark exec.?
4- dirt collector..?
5- the guy that puts the plastic thingies on shoe laces..?
6- bug collector..?
7- tire thread checker..?
8- valet...?
9- mortician...?
10- Urine tester <---you know , the medical field..?
11-the counter of threads , you know , like in linens , (threads per inch)..!
12-bird seed separator...?

Fact is , I'm flexible and can do anything I choose , (ANYTHING)..!
What say YEE .? Looking for the most boring , safest , punkest things known to man kind..! Wouldn't want to break a nail or something serious..!

13-perhaps a pillow stuffer ..? No heels please , heights , Eeeeek..!

Chime in , think safe , like .......mash mellow bagger .! Eeeeek..! When bored to a catatonic state , all may be happier..! ACK..!

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Old 05-06-2013, 09:00 PM   #2
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Number 9 seems interesting.
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Boring job? How about a boring machine operator?
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I got it! I got it! How about you!!!.... ding, ding, ding...we gotta winner!!!!!!!
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We can get you a nice job with the Bomb Disposal folks.

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Normally, not much happens there. You get to wear gloves so you won't break a nail. Or something.
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I think bubblegum taster might be your calling:

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A Walmart greeter. I could see ya now..... What would ya say???
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Just don't go back to experimental drug test subject. Sure it's a thinkless job, but look what they have done to your brain.
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Javelin catcher is a respectable job!!
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How about a beaver ta.........uhhhh...forget it.
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