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Old 04-05-2011, 02:43 AM   #11
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Justin Bieber. Probably one of the smaller units.

Would you rather...

Get a massage from a gay guy

or

Surgery by a doctor from Mexico?
Definitely the massage. I could honestly give a flying hoot who rubs me. But the Mexican doctors...nuh-huh.

Would you rather...
Scrub the flight deck of an aircraft carrier, or, drink toilet water?
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I'd rather know everyone else future obviously.
Would make picking the next wife a LOT easier.

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Scrub the flight deck of an aircraft carrier, or, drink toilet water?
Drink toilet water...............after I scrubbed out the toilet.
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I'd rather scrub the deck, personally. I didn't say what with...

Would you rather...

Go sky diving or bungee jumping?

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Would you rather be trapped in an elevator for 2 hrs with Rosie O'Donnel, or have to watch all episodes of the Dr. Phil show for a year?

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Drink toilet water...............after I scrubbed out the toilet.
That's an old USMC boot camp phrase, "clean enought that the virgin mary herself would be proud to take a ... ."

The D/Is normally hide a cup of water behind the heads, before they inspect, then they ask you if you will drink from their cup, and when you say no, they drink.

It's rather funny, also somewhat abusive, I guess.
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I would suffer the 2 hours With Rosie .Would you rather sleep with Nancy Pelosi or Michelle Obama ?

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I would suffer the 2 hours With Rosie .Would you rather sleep with Nancy Pelosi or Michelle Obama ?
Michelle, she's the least unattractive of the two, and there could be other perks.

Would you rather die having a blast at say, middle age? Or live until you can't even feed yourself at an extreme old age and then go peacefully in your sleep.
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Michelle, she's the least unattractive of the two, and there could be other perks.

Would you rather die having a blast at say, middle age? Or live until you can't even feed yourself at an extreme old age and then go peacefully in your sleep.
I'd rather die havin a blast.

Would you rather have all the guns you own, but all your gun knowledge from Call Of Duty, or have all the gun knowledge in the world, but all your guns taken away?
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