Originally Posted by orangello
You could assume a reasonably attractive model would be displaying the lingerie.
Ah, there's the rub,-when dealing with the devil, never assume anything.
Didn't you ever watch Twilight Zone?
Hmm. You make it tough.
I think I'll go with garbage.
It's like the old man on the golf course said when the talking frog told him:
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful young woman, and fulfill your every sexual desire'"
Whereupon, the geezer stuffed her into his golf bag, and said:
"At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."