Primer- ROFLMAO- you just reminded me of one afternoon in Hilo HI. Watched a gent CASUALLY trying to board a flight over to Maui. Fighting roosters very popular in hawaii- guy had a briefcase with holes drilled in it, trying to bring it as a carry-on item.
Briefcase was CROWING!
Yeah, the days of bsing your way around that are over. Ya think he would have given em a little sleep aid or something.