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Old 01-22-2014, 08:00 PM   #1
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I was out the other day and little bit of snow , 2" or so , but I could see all kinds of critter tracks , everything . As I,m crusing along , I see these really large human like feets in the snow . We'll , knowing me , I start to follow them thar feets . I hear something ruffling the brush ahead of me .! The closer I gits , I start hearing this purring like noise . Then I hear this like cooing type sound .

Then , no noise at all . I keep following these feets to this little cove , a thick grove of pines . The feet seam to stop there and I look up this large pine ......Eeeeeeeeerrk , there she be , a female large foot . The critter jumps out of the tree and grabs me . It starta to rubbin and hugging , licking and purring the whole time . After the fact , I smell like sewage , spitting hair out my face and it hands me it,s phone number ! Eeeek...is this love..?


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That, or the aftershave you use.


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I have a joke regarding something like this... think I'll put it in the cave later this evening.
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Do you really want whatever it usually mates with tracking you down by that "garbage" perfume?

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Until about 2 days ago I didn't have rights to this forum, but I was curious and wondering, so I joined...

Today, I'm just wondering...
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Not trying to get Orangello fired up but are you sure it wasn't a randy bear ?
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I`ll bet it was the Old Spice !..............


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