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Bigcountry02 08-27-2010 05:53 AM

Woman Nabbed For Auto Erotic Crime!
 
Can you say multitasking! Blame the tinted windows for the stop.

Woman Nabbed For Auto Erotic Crime | The Smoking Gun

AUGUST 25--A Cincinnati woman was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy and watching a pornographic video while driving last week, according to cops who arrested her on assorted criminal charges.

Colondra Hamilton, 36, was pulled over last Tuesday evening in a traffic stop triggered when cops noticed she was driving a 2008 Pontiac with overly tinted windows.

That’s when officers noticed that Hamilton’s pants were unbuttoned. And she had a vibrator in her lap. Questioned by cops, Hamilton admitted to engaging in auto erotic manipulation, and revealed that she had also been watching a porno movie that was playing on the laptop of a friend in the passenger seat, according to an Elmwood Place Police Department report.

Hamilton, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked into the Hamilton County jail on a misdemeanor count of driving with “impaired alertness.” Hamilton was also charged with possession of drug paraphernalia since cops found a “broken piece of crack pipe” in her purse.

She was not, however, accused of using the pipe while she was driving and masturbating and watching an X-rated film, the title of which was not released.

dunerunner 08-27-2010 05:58 AM

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jca1 08-27-2010 10:37 AM

what he said ^

yuck!

steve666 08-27-2010 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jca1 (Post 339259)
what he said ^

yuck!

You can see why she had to be doing herself!!!

jbd 08-27-2010 01:00 PM

Wow and I b$#^h about women putting on their makeup while driving!

IGETEVEN 08-27-2010 02:11 PM

Indeed. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smile...mileys-951.gif

Jo da Plumbr 08-27-2010 02:48 PM

Ay least she had the decency to tint her windows

Angry_bald_guy 08-27-2010 03:02 PM

Being from the Cincinnati area, I will have you know that she is what "hood rats" around here would call "hot." It doesn't make sense to me either. I think it has to do with the car.

suprdave 08-27-2010 03:05 PM

My kind of gal...;)

M14sRock 08-27-2010 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by suprdave (Post 339366)
My kind of gal...;)

You like hideously beastly women?


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