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Old 07-13-2010, 04:59 PM   #1
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I tried it.

First, I do my groceries one pay at a time, and since the budget is tight, failure means I starve.

So I do the shopping, get all the faux meat substitutes, and check out. The charming Wally World cashier comments, "Not too many MEN buy this stuff."

After the ensuing panic of knowing my money expenditure for food just went to soy, I begin the program. I sell myself on doing this for a month, and evaluating weight loss, overall health, etc.

Fake hot dogs suck. Fake chicken is abominable. Fake ribs are actually better than the real ones.

After a month, I GAIN 2lbs., am noticably weaker, lost muscle mass, and feel all around ghey.

Don't do it, lads.

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Harland, I hope you are proud of yourself. You did this. You got Benning started...

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I did continue to bare arms, even though my once proud pythons shriveled.

I had to pee alot, too, something about the different proteins.

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something about the different proteins.
different proteins....
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something about the different proteins.
What kind of diet you on there??!?
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different proteins....
DUDE!!!

I dig a little further, I find that this diet might increase estrogen levels.

At the end of the 30 days, I hit up BK, get the double Whopper, and ate it in a daze, not even realizing it was gone.
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What kind of diet you on there??!?
It's okay, it was my own, and not because I'm flexible, just gifted.
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Gifted or not, YOUR JUST WRONG

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It's okay, it was my own, and not because I'm flexible, just liked the flavor.
Fixt fer ya
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Eveyone likes their own brand.....

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