Why is it that a single woman is thinner then a married woman?


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Old 05-29-2010, 08:42 PM   #1
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Default Why is it that a single woman is thinner then a married woman?

Because a single woman will come home open the fridge look inside, then close the door and go to bed.

The married woman will come home look at what is in the bed then go to the fridge.



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Old 05-29-2010, 09:59 PM   #2
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Hmm. There just might be something to that.



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Because a single woman will come home open the fridge look inside, then close the door and go to bed.

The married woman will come home look at what is in the bed then go to the fridge.
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Good thought! I will leave it at that!

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I told my wife this joke. Even she thought it was funny!



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